Tentacle Rape and Public Transpotation!

Since I am always trying to get use useless time. I am writing a porn riff in a fucking train going straight to Attang, from where I will go to the Catholic Boarding School I am now staying in.

I seriously have nothing to do while I sit in a train, waiting for four hours until I arrive at my destination.

I really don't know why I think it is important to write this down, other than maybe to beef up my Blog. Currently I think I am doing pretty good, if you want to know why I am making so many references, it's because it is the easiest Comedy humanity has ever known. Because all your material has already been written, all it takes is the wit to see where something fits, and placing it into a connection with the scene you just saw (and the spare time and energy to actually remember all of the sources you are drawing from well enough).

I am not saying I am good at it, because everyone else who tried it thous far is just an idiot (claiming this trash to be good would take an exceptionally demented mind). However many kids movies have shown how to do it wrong, they just take the reference and begin butt raping the material with it.

Since this Blog needs more butt sex I should probably start doing that.

But it is the best I can do with what I have so I will just knock myself out.

I am currently looking at what Hentai to riff next, even though I have probably not even finished a sixth of the actual workload of my current project, not counting polishing.

I am pretty exited about the whole thing, and I hope it will be as well received as my pod cast.

By the way for anyone who cares the one I started at my school pretty much was a still born, we didn't even get to episode one. First of all because the people I worked with were not funny (the fact that the stuff I am doing is mediocre at best didn't help). Well at least they laughed a lot (that's a part of comedy), but they just couldn't snap into comedy mode, and it takes five of such people to make a decent comedy Podcast on a regular basis. All in all it was a complete abortion, and I didn't even care to claim the bits of that baby for trying to make something out of it.

The funniest joke was “look a bird” repeated fifteen times over with varied accents, and degrees of pretend mental retardation. (While these bits are staple for most comedy podcasts you can't really base a program around it.)

Once again your comments are important to me (it's more of a behind the scenes thing) which is why I stopped writing fan fiction some time ago, there were actually fifteen people complaining about the same mistake, which I was to busy to correct. Not even talking about the story, no they were just whining. (By the way I read it again it only mildly sucked which is like:

“OMG U R GRUAET” in fan fiction ville. Probably should have done Naruto like everyone else, I mean I am not sure half of its fans know what that series is about.

Now having swiftly avoided saying anything you could care about Hannes the Artist is signing off.

(And praise that full tentacle rapist joke, because I is the best one on the site...)