The first movie to step up to the chopping block is Inma Seiden.
If you want me to explain, what it's plot is about, here is a fool proof method to understand it perfectly:
Roll yourself fourty heroin cigarettes out of splooged on underage magical girl hentai mangas, and smoke 'em.
Then it makes about as much sense to you as the script writer.
Well it's mostly high school with a dark magic cabal, demons, tentacles and other random crap.
The whole plot is full of holes, and not even problems in the script writers logic, but rather a fucking tendency to leave out parts that might make us give a shit about the chick getting tentacle fucked on screen.
They also tried to put in a little comic relief here and there by making demons able to shrink down to pocked sized versions of themselves and be carried around.
Now imagine this kawai looking demon going "Just let me rape you already, no matter how long you dally, I am going to fucking rape you anyways."
I think that's not all that funny (or at least my weak human side does so), it's not how the pedophiles do it either.
(I just got this mental picture of a pedophile getting mad at the child for wasting too much time.
("This is your second Ice Cream! Suck my dick already!"))
The production values are pretty good, the series becomes digitally animated around the fourth installment. However the intro stays the same from episode one.
(Screen cap at the beginning.)
("Recycle! Watch magical girl Anime.(Sailor Moon for a greener America!))
Some scenes just wallow in WTF where for example La Blue Girl tried to explain the tentacle sex by attatching the tentacles to demons, which was fine by me.
Inma Seiden is having them appear out of fucking nothing. WTF?
(And don't call me a nerd for even giving a fuck.)
(Maybe they have a bunch of glory holes in the carnal hells leading directly to this highschool.)
There must be a logical explaination for this! For only one thing in the realm of Anime can create from nothing a:
PHILOSOPHER'S STONE!!!!
EDWARD ELRICK FULL TENTACLE RAPIST!!!!
((Wynry is gonna get a surprise when she comes to check on him...) (Now if they only could get that automail legged dog involved somehow...) (And just for kicks have Jax from Mortal Combat join the fun!))
(What Tentacles, Dogs, and well hung colored gentlemen? Sounds like fun on the bun to me!)
Stay tuned for the review and have a nice day!
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